Stripes with Plaid

It wasn’t enough for the poor, and only the poor, to devastate our financial system by having the gall to take the subprime loans they were offered. Now the highly overpaid American autoworkers have brought the Big 3 to the brink of bankruptcy. There’s nothing American management could have done to maintain profitability and improve quality in the face of so much labor militancy. We have to do something before these people screw us again. It’s time to take preemptive action.